Jul 14, 2007

To ponder and wonder

Got this forwarded joke /fundas /mail (choose any!) and thought of sharing here!

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional
to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold

10 comments:

Usha July 15, 2007 at 11:02 AM  

so many sound so familiar from personal experience.

Itchingtowrite July 16, 2007 at 10:56 AM  

good one.. liked the post on guests too//

~nm July 16, 2007 at 11:51 AM  

Read it before but liked readign it again! Aren't these to true to life?

Just Like That July 16, 2007 at 12:04 PM  

So true, esp the one about flat tyres...

WhatsInAName July 16, 2007 at 1:13 PM  

Usha :
Very familiar :)

ITW :
Thanks for stopping by

NM :
Oh yes, they are! Especially the queue and bath theorems :)

JLT :
Looks like you have been there and done that! :)

Swati July 17, 2007 at 5:01 PM  

All of them are surely true ...esp the law of coffee.

BTW ..tagged you for what you read.

WhatsInAName July 18, 2007 at 5:25 PM  

Swati :

Will check out ur post and thanks for tagging :)

Peridot August 3, 2007 at 9:38 PM  

Murphya's laws....so very true

WhatsInAName August 4, 2007 at 12:18 PM  

Peridot:
Thanks for the visit! :) Yes its true isnt it?

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